hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you traded sex for a burrito?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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