and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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