Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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