I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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