just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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