someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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