I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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