Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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