just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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