you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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