I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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