i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
