we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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