how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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