My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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