Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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