I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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