big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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