Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize