After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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