this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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