either way he was missing a nipple.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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