Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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