I just cut my nipple shaving
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
can u get pink eye on your cock?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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