Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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