Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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