sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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