i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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