Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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