My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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