Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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