I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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