I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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