i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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