I've blown a few things in my day
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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