Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
