well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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