it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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