Will you blow on my dice?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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