we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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