I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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