so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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