He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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