if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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