I like to think it a success when the cops are called
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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