gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
