VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dick very happy bro
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