I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
