Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I want to make a zoo with you.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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