"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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