do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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