how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
