Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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