peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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