I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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